Justice Oliver Cromwell Releases Report on Divestment

In a star-studded event at the President’s official mansion yesterday, President Gertler thanked Justice Oliver Cromwell for his recently completed report on Divestment from Fossil Fuels. “My goal was to ensure a fair, impartial and independent report conducted by a widely respected figure who was entirely at arm’s length from the University,” said Gertler. “My old friend, Justice Oliver “Ollie” Cromwell, generated a comprehensive narrative and authoritative review of the facts, leading him to reach …